Ru Morgot's Gossip Corner: "Flamingo's Earth and serial killings"
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Originally Published on January 25th, 2495
Ru Morgot's Gossip Corner
the screen whites out, black lipstick kiss the screen. oh yeah, its rumour time! the screen fills with that familiar studio. with the host behind the desk and the top half of her face hidden by the camera screen.
Ru: "Birdies Birdies Birdies. I do deeply apologize for not filming another episode for so long. there were some hospital problems with some fans that turned out not to be fans...but Momma Ru is all good~ enough about me though, time for some juicy rumours."
the colours in the studio turn to the colours of the Luna Colony, and its logo pops up in the corner of your screen
Ru: "now this one is a doozy. seems people have been seeing the flamingos on Luna acting a little off. several people seem to have messaged me about them eating more garbage...and even meat. killing rats and all those sort of things. now I don't know how Flamingos used to act back in the day of when Earth was still lovely and green, but I am certain this is not how they should behave. Rumour? or fact? you decide on this~"
the colours in the studio then turn to a mossy green. no logo's appear in the corner
Ru: "a little birdie told momma Ru that one of the Euro Warzones on Earth seems to have picked up increased activity. saying that loads and loads of corporate ships in the area have been shot down there. some say its the surface Mutants living there that are acting up...but the birdies tell Momma Ru that the weapons used might be too High end for them to actually own and maintain. As much as i feel for the Mutants down there...you know. being a mutant myself. I still need to treat these rumours the same as any other. as a Rumour! true or false. that is all up to you to decide."
the colours of the studio turn to an almost teal, and the Logo of Cocoon Station pops up in the corner
Ru: "Birdies this one scares Me as much as the next one. it seems an unmarked Borg armed to the teeth has been spotted by birdies of mine. Fixers are hush hush about it but more rumours say it might actually be a Martian Native Borg. Momma Bird does not want any more war machines about, especially not with the last year or two that has been happening in Sol. but again. Rumours~ make of it what you will~"
the studio then turns to a blood red. a skull pops up in the corner
Ru: "now this one...this one sends shivers down my spine birdies. several rumours about a killer are still going around. Momma did not want to ad this one to the episode for a while but so many birdies keep sending it in. Married red haired females have been going missing, or worse. found dead with their ring finger cut off and missing from the scenes. there is no news coverage on this as if the Media wants to hide this fact...always be safe when venturing out. then again, it is a rumour. true or false is still a question that needs asking."
Ru: "For now that is it for today. thank you all for watching. and thank you Obsidian Trading block for sponsoring this episode of my little Gossip corner. Obsidian, home of the black Pyramid~"
the screen whites out. the lipstick kisses the screen again and the next commercial starts play
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