ONN: Space Pirate Attacks Worsen! (And We Run Out of Pizza)

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Originally Published on April 23rd, 2487
Orbital News Network/No Reporter Credit

A month ago, Cocoon Corp sent out a security warning message informing about space pirates activity near the Earth orbit. We had thought it had been just a temporary outburst, but sadly, that was not the case!

CSV Astraea was attacked and boarded a couple of days ago when carrying a food shipment headed for Cocoon. As a consequence, Famous Ray's Pizzeria is out of supplies and as customer riots are about to break out at Ray´s, the pirates are now living large on Ray´s pizzas!

On a side note, CSV Astraea crew was killed and the ship taken as booty.