ONN: Freak Accident Creates More Questions Than Answers

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Originally Published on April 1st, 2489
Orbital News Network/Joseph Decker Reporting

Greetings and salutations, Cocoon! It’s an absolute pleasure to announce that I will be joining ONN full time. Before I get on with the story, I just want to thank the producers for this opportunity to move up from a radio show host to being an actual reporter. For those worried, this will not interfere with my tour dates in New Vegas, nor will it affect my radio show in any way. Now that t… D̸̖͆͝A̵̖̲͆T̷͕̥̽͑A̸̭͊̾ ̷̑ͅC̶̤̅Ö̵̼͙R̸̝̉͘ͅR̵̤̼͝Ů̶͂ͅP̷͈̊͐Ṭ̷̝̽͘E̶̖̒D̸̬̦̓̉