Hard Cold Facts: Holiday Cheer Edition

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Originally Published on December 24th, 2489
Orbital News Network/Blade Storm Reporting

Merry Christmas to you all, folks! It’s been a hell of a year, made special by the return of yours truly. Folks, it’s the end of the year, and it’s time that this is used to reflect on who we are, where we are going, and what we are aiming for next year. And when it comes to it, I’m a very caring, very giving man. That is why I’m making an impromptu appearance here to spread some holiday cheer to my h… D̸̖͆͝A̵̖̲͆T̷͕̥̽͑A̸̭͊̾ ̷̑ͅC̶̤̅Ö̵̼͙R̸̝̉͘ͅR̵̤̼͝Ů̶͂ͅP̷͈̊͐Ṭ̷̝̽͘E̶̖̒D̸̬̦̓̉