ONN: Trauma Team-New Management, New Direction
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Originally Published on June 10th, 2491
Orbital News Network/Grant Jones Reporting
As most of you may recall, Trauma Team was a novel concept introduced last year, working parallel to Genetectic, and the concept was simple: elite and premium healthcare for the corpo of discernible wealth.
Genetectic offered premium plans that were simple to understand: if you find yourself in a tough spot, if you get hurt, Trauma Team will track you down, arrive in under three minutes with heavily armed paramedics, and a vehicle to ensure your safe evacuation. Along the way, you'll be stabilized, offered the best care, and even offered a drink of your choice as you're taken to one of the best medcenters in the area. However, and for reasons not yet released, Trauma Team fell to the background. But once again, the premium wealthcare provider has resurfaced.
Enter Genetectic, under its CEO Dr. Ophelia Faith. As you may recall, Genetectic recently purchased the Luna branch office of Aegis Macrogenetics, as well as all their assets and personnel contracts, and it just seems that their newest acquisition is none other than Trauma Team.
Reactivating Trauma Team is not an easy task, however the Genetectic team is up to the task, outfitted with next generation weaponry, armor, vehicles, as well as the best training regimen for their members. Trauma Team is already offering their premium plans and doing their rounds.
Below is a testimonial from Alec Johnson-Gutierrez, heir to the Johnson-Gutierrez protein farm empire multi million credits fortune from Neo Ida-H0.
| “My friends and I are thrill seekers, there's only one life and you have to live to the fullest, and live life to the fullest is what we do. We made our way to Earth to see some of these chimera some people talk so much about and we weren't impressed. We paid a local to show us where the real action was, and what we saw we can't be described without making it sound like an exaggeration: an angry mass of flesh and horns ready to gore anything and anyone on its way. I figured one of its heads would make a great trophy on my fireplace and it would be a great conversation piece for our daily night parties.
My friend, Ricky, was the first to feel the wrath of the beast as he got gored through the chest. I kept firing at it but to no avail, the beast was too fast for us. My friend, Juan, was also stomped by its six trunk-like hooves. I was next. I was sure I was gonna be a goner and my fabulous fortune would go to my sister. The beast gnawed and tore my arm, and that's when my Trauma Team Ultra Platinum Deluxe Plan kicked in. Even if it was on Earth, they showed up in no time, blasted the chimera, and unfortunately our guide too since he didn't comply with Trauma Team's instructions. Ricky fortunately will only need a new set of lungs and a replacement cyberheart. Juan only lost half of his face and his genitals. And me? I am getting a bitching new arm! And the best part? Trauma Team got the chimera's head for me! Now I will have quite a tale to tell and the conversation piece to tie everything together! Thank you, Trauma Team!” |
As you can see, Trauma Team will not only act on Cocoon Station, but also on Earth, and thanks to Genetectic's presence on Luna, the Lunite society can definitely start enjoying the benefits of affordable wealthcare with one of the best providers in the entire Sol System. Trauma Team is also specialized in offering assistance to those thrill seekers wanting a grand adventure on exotic Earth. If you ever want to experience the adventure Alec Johnson-Gutierrez experienced, then Trauma Team can offer you a pre-arranged escort too. Why risk a second of your precious life when you could have an elite team guarding you at all times, and keeping you safe while you have the adventure of your life? With Trauma Team, getting hurt is a thing of the past; if you have the credits for it.
What are your opinions on the matter? Are you a fan of Trauma Team? Are you considering hiring one of their affordable packages? Do you think Trauma Team's presence on Earth will encourage more people to visit our former home? Please leave your thoughts in the comment section below.