Ru Morgot's Gossip Corner: "Moon's Haunted"
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Originally Published on October 1st, 2494
Ru Morgot's Gossip Corner
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[the screen then whites out, 2 black lips popping up on the screen wit a kissing noise before it fades out into the studio that you all know and may love]
Ru: "Hello hello my little birdies~ momma hopes you are all doing really well today!" *the woman said with a bright smile. Only the bottom half of her face was visible. Her black painted lips and nose*
Ru: "and do we have some juicy rumours today! But first. I am happy to announce your momma bird is sponsored. Obsidian Trading Block seemed to have taken an interest in our little rumour mill. And is now a proud sponsor of this show~"
[the studio turns to a rusty red. The logo of both the Hades colony and the Hidden Demons pop up]
Ru :"Listen here listen all little birdies. For Momma Bird has once again, news on the Kakusareta Akuma. The Hidden Demons of Mars. Well, not so hidden anymore~. Word on the streets is there is a change within the ranks. Something brooding within the criminal syndicate. There is a big increase in traffic to Phobos, one of the Martian moons. And we all know that the Council of Clans is located there. Now what would the Demons be up to now? The little birdie that told me this is a brave soul indeed, but is it truth? You are to decide on that."
[the studio then turns a ghastly green and a spooky icon pops up]
Ru: "hmmm this one is interesting. Word on the streets is that people have seen ships leaving Cocoon station. Birdies keep chirping to me about mining vessels being targeted in the belt. Espionage, some word is even saying the group was using Net runners to hit the ships defenses. Leaving no trace, like ghosts. if its true? Who knows what this group is or was after"
[light in the studio turn to a soft blue. The Luna Colony logo pops up un the corner of the screen.]
Ru: "birdies this one is crazy. Your lovely Host is getting word over word about ghastly figures roaming the colony. Red glowing figures going trough walls and floors. Momma believes this to be a commercial stunt to promote a future product or movie...but could the moon truly be haunted?"
[lights turning normal before the screen starts to white out]
Ru: "that's all for now little birdies. But Ru has one last bit of news. Momma is visiting several places soon. Mars. Cocoon station. Mega LA you name it. If you see me don't be shy~ say hi! See you all in the next episode"
[lips kiss the screen goodbye before the next commercial starts to play]