Ru Morgot's Gossip Corner: "Personal Bogaloo"
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Originally Published on November 20th, 2493
Ru Morgot's Gossip Corner
The Screen whites out. the Kiss and then the Black lips appearing as a Logo on the screen.
The screen then fades to that familiar scene of a desk with a woman behind it. the top part of her head cut off by the screen making only her nose and black lips visible on her head.
Ru: "hello my little Birdies. welcome to another juicy Episode of my little Gossip Corner. on today's episode things seem to get a little personal with one of my dear birdies."
The lights in the studio turn Aqua Marine. one red spot light over Ru herself.
Ru: "seems like GTT wants to track y'all. at least according to this little birdie~ y'all have been getting that free treatment from GTT after the Explosion on Cocoon? Well this rumor tells that GTT is Microchipping the people that went to get free care. seems a little much in my opinion. but you decide if you want to believe this Rumor or not~"
The lights turn a Orange, the red spot still on Ru.
Ru: "now now little birdies. today Ru comes to you with a Rumour on a personal level. one of my birdies came to me personally, telling me a tale of caution. and we were given a name. watch out for a Doctor named Erin. an orange and red tinted Replicant. rumour has it she is fond of kidnapping others. taking them from where they were and subjecting them to torture with a group of unknown individuals. the birdie that spoke to Ru about this Rumour spoke Genuinely but take it as you will~"
The lights turn full red.
Ru: "Now we are entering a dangerous subject. people seem to believe that GTT is working together with a new branch of AT to try and get a corporate foothold on Mars. as if one Independence war was not enough, now this rumor pops up. what do you thing dear Bird listeners? I would be delighted to hear"
The lights turn yellow.
Ru: "Venus seems to be breaking trough. Rumour has it that a signal from an unknown location came though. this signal carried a message, and hear this. it is quite ridiculous. they send in a request for porn inside of an earthbound databank. I mean who does not like some good porn. but there should be plenty of it on the net right? a bit silly but. who is to tell?"
the light slowly dim.
Ru: "This one is quite close to home dear Listeners. ever since that explosion corpses have been appearing in the same state, with a message that is thanking for being freed. Rumor has it that this is a Serial killer that was captured for Cyber Psychosis, and falsely declared cured. be wary Little birdies. for if this one is true, who knows who their next victim will be~"
Ru: "That's all time I have for today my dear Birdies. have a wonderful day and remember. all my birdies may submit rumors. maybe yours will be on the next episode. for now, keep tweeting those juicy rumors to Momma bird. Tata~"
the screen goes white. a light jingle before the screen is kissed by those black lips, and the next program begins once more