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Originally Published on June 19th, 2490
Orbital News Network/Hexa-Eco Public Statement

Here now follows an official statement from Zack Dollars, CEO of Hexa-Eco Industries

"Howdy folks. This is Zack Dollars, CEO and majority stakeholder of Hexa-eco industries. And single! Just saying, ladies!

Now a lot has been going on recently and a lot of people are scared and worried about the future.

This here upstart, this little Kusanagi guy who says he speaks for the citizens of Hades and the native tribes, I'mma come right out here and call you a fat stinkin' liar and a shameless opportunist. We just got rid of one megalomaniac terrorist who thought he could rebel from the stable and just corporate system, we don't need another!

We here at Hexa-Eco pledge our support to the noble endeavors of New Geneva and ARES during this difficult period. Any and all resources we can provide to the proper rulers of the system are at their disposal to ensure that this little outbreak of hypocritical ambition is squashed with minimal loss of life.

We also call upon other corporations to follow our example, to show New Geneva and the system as a whole, that we are united against this affront to the rule of law and committed to restoring order on the Martian surface.

Thanks for your time."

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